You never know if/when that trustworthy lover will empty out your bank account and leave town. Never fear with the hollow cookbook safe as your true stash of cash.
Annoying co-workers, unruly teenage child, unexpected letter from the IRS, or perhaps just a spectacularly bad day? This is when you need that secret flask hollow book.
And finally, the gun-toting hollow book. One can only hope there's never a need for this, but it doesn't hurt to be on the "safe" side, now does it?
With books like these, you should perhaps think of carrying a canvas book tote. Have hollow book safe, will travel.
Good ole Irish Whiskey will serve it's purpose here.
I suggest you mix in some small bills with the big ones. For practical purposes.
What every pistol-packin' mama wants for Christmas.
~P.S. All of the above scenarios are purely fictional. Although these situations may seem realistic, they are not part of my personal life story. No matter what you may have heard. I was being facetious, really I was.